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America's having a "going out of business" sale.
Kyle Grooms got smarter since he started wearing glasses.
Kyle Grooms wishes he'd thought of bottled water.
Kyle Grooms tells President Bush who the world really hates.
Kyle Grooms loves immigrants.
Kyle Grooms tries to get un-brainwashed.
I like immigrants 'cause they really appreciate America. They
get here; they happy. They look up at the buildings like, 'Wow! It's beautiful.' And...
People get fired for robots. I hope that doesn't happen with
comedy. You'll come to a comedy show, there'll be a robot on stage. 'For family jokes,...
I knew some people who lost their jobs after 30 years of work.
They went in their cubicle, and they had a note that said, 'Get yo' ass out.' And...
There are simple things I love about a woman. I love it when
you smile, especially when you have teeth.
My girl Puerto Rican, man, and I don't think her family
understands me. All they know is that I'm black and do comedy. They be calling me Eddie...
Interracial dating is becoming more popular. I see people
dating, man -- different cultures, different ethnic groups, different religions, man....
The first girl I ever made love to, she was ghetto as hell. She
told me, 'You couldn't even handle this.' I was like, 'Ooh, bring it over here....
I want to be a thug so bad, but I can't 'cause I wear glasses.
Isn't that crazy? No one respects my thug-ism because I have astigmatism.
They want to keep foreign threats out of the U.S. I have a
solution. I think we should put a velvet rope around the entire U.S. border and hire...
I started wearing glasses, and people started saying I looked
smart. I'm like, huh? I ain't smart; I can't see! I didn't go to Harvard; I went to...