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Kyle Grooms

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In just a few short years Kyle Grooms has become one of the funniest young comics on the New York stand-up circuit. His love for comedy caused him to abandon his career as Art Director for a Hispanic television network and perform comedy full time. Today he is a headlining comedian with numerous television shows to his credit. This New Jersey born comedian is determined to be one of the... [MORE]
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Weekly Evil - Four Reasons Why Wall Street is Evil

America's having a "going out of business" sale.

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Posted: 09/26/08
Views: 100,214

Kyle Grooms - Comedy Robot

"Deez Nutz" the best joke ever.

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Kyle Grooms - Interview

He's not smart; he's near-sighted.

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Kyle Grooms - Bottled Water

It's not tap water, it's city punch.

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Kyle Grooms - National Security

Kyle Grooms

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Posted: 01/17/03
Views: 2,564

Kyle Grooms - Glasses

Kyle Grooms got smarter since he started wearing glasses.

Tags: Kyle Grooms (9), Comedy Central Presents (1892), drugs (388)

Posted: 01/25/07
Views: 1,901

Kyle Grooms - Water

Kyle Grooms wishes he'd thought of bottled water.

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Posted: 01/25/07
Views: 1,716

Kyle Grooms - They Hate Us

Kyle Grooms tells President Bush who the world really hates.

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Posted: 01/25/07
Views: 1,459

Kyle Grooms - Immigrants

Kyle Grooms loves immigrants.

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Posted: 01/25/07
Views: 1,257

Kyle Grooms - Un-brainwashed

Kyle Grooms tries to get un-brainwashed.

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Posted: 01/25/07
Views: 2,380

Kyle Grooms: Appreciating America

I like immigrants 'cause they really appreciate America. They get here; they happy. They look up at the buildings like, 'Wow! It's beautiful.' And...

Posted: 01/25/2007

Kyle Grooms: Robot Comedy

People get fired for robots. I hope that doesn't happen with comedy. You'll come to a comedy show, there'll be a robot on stage. 'For family jokes,...

Posted: 01/25/2007

Kyle Grooms: Fired After 30 Years

I knew some people who lost their jobs after 30 years of work. They went in their cubicle, and they had a note that said, 'Get yo' ass out.' And...

Posted: 01/25/2007

Kyle Grooms: Simple Things About a Woman

There are simple things I love about a woman. I love it when you smile, especially when you have teeth.

Posted: 01/25/2007

Kyle Grooms: My Girlfriend's Family

My girl Puerto Rican, man, and I don't think her family understands me. All they know is that I'm black and do comedy. They be calling me Eddie...

Posted: 01/25/2007

Kyle Grooms: Interracial Dating

Interracial dating is becoming more popular. I see people dating, man -- different cultures, different ethnic groups, different religions, man....

Posted: 01/25/2007

Kyle Grooms: Ghetto Girl

The first girl I ever made love to, she was ghetto as hell. She told me, 'You couldn't even handle this.' I was like, 'Ooh, bring it over here....

Posted: 01/25/2007

Kyle Grooms: Can't Be a Thug

I want to be a thug so bad, but I can't 'cause I wear glasses. Isn't that crazy? No one respects my thug-ism because I have astigmatism.

Posted: 01/16/2003

Kyle Grooms: Border Security Solution

They want to keep foreign threats out of the U.S. I have a solution. I think we should put a velvet rope around the entire U.S. border and hire...

Posted: 01/16/2003

Kyle Grooms: Smart in Glasses

I started wearing glasses, and people started saying I looked smart. I'm like, huh? I ain't smart; I can't see! I didn't go to Harvard; I went to...

Posted: 01/25/2007