Bungee jumping jokes make Jim impatient.
First Lady Barbara Bush is a pot head.
Right now, Larry couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons.
Women should have teleprompters mounted on their foreheads.
We got women doing everything now.
Amy Schumer's family shares a universal love for Maury Povich's baby daddy shows.
Michael Jackson is a phenomenon.
The prize on "The Dating Game" is another contestant.
TV is the biggest opiate in this country.
Warren will take anybody's day off to party.
Michelle Biloon is a sexual orientation Svengali.