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Larry Amoros - Fat People

If you weigh over 1,100 pounds, you have made some poor digestive choices.

Tags: Larry Amoros (6), family (582), Two Drink Minimum (291)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,473

Larry Amoros - Gays in Government

There are much easier ways to find gays in the military than to spend $27 million.

Tags: Larry Amoros (6), The A-List (486), gay/homosexual (283)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 660

Larry Amoros - Charles Manson

They should put the Manson family on the Family Feud.

Tags: Larry Amoros (6), health (540), parents (467)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 628

Larry Amoros - Serial Killers

Cities have crazy people, but the Midwest has the serial killers.

Tags: Larry Amoros (6), The A-List (486), TV (384)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 570

Larry Amoros - Earthquake

Earthquakes happen all the time in Los Angeles.

Tags: Larry Amoros (6), parents (467), New York City (303)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 408

Larry Amoros - Too Nice

Sometimes people are so nice that you just want to throw up.

Tags: Larry Amoros (6), family (582), The A-List (486)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 377

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Larry Amoros: Living in Los Angeles

I've been here eight months. I have been in two earthquakes, a race riot, floods and fires, and I left New York because I couldn't handle my mother.

Posted: 02/24/1992

Larry Amoros: My Father's Too Nice

He's like the nicest man in the world. He could say something nice about anybody -- I mean, anybody. So finally one day I got fed up with it. I...

Posted: 02/24/1992

Larry Amoros: Hannibal the Cannibal

Ed Gein -- he's the guy that Hannibal Lecter was based on, 'Hannibal the Cannibal.' He made furniture out of people. Isn't that nice? 'Is that a...

Posted: 02/24/1992

Larry Amoros: The Jeffery Dahmer Trial

Did you watch the Dahmer thing? We had it on TV. I thought that was real kind of nice TV. Did you watch it? His mother was there in the audience,...

Posted: 02/24/1992

Larry Amoros: Finding Gays in the Military

$27 million to find gays in the army -- $27 million? Walk up to a guy, go, 'Clang, clang, clang,' -- if he goes, 'Went the trolley,' you found him....

Posted: 02/24/1992

Larry Amoros: On Congressman Jesse Helms

He goes, 'I'm afraid of homosexuals.' And I keep thinking, 'What are you afraid of? What are you afraid they're gonna do -- sneak in and redecorate...

Posted: 02/24/1992

Larry Amoros: Respect for Satan

I love Satan. Well, I don't love Satan; I respect him. He always wears black and silver, silver and black. Anybody who can accessorize in that kind...

Posted: 05/30/1994

Larry Amoros: Recent Surgery

I just got out of the hospital. I had some surgery. I had my mother removed from my back.

Posted: 05/30/1994

Larry Amoros: Move Back Home

Right after the earthquake, my mother calls me up. She goes, 'Why don't you move back home?' I said, 'Well, quite frankly, I'd rather die suddenly...

Posted: 05/30/1994

Larry Amoros: Sister on the Huge Side

My sister -- kind of on the huge side -- she weighs about 300 pounds, she's about 4'11". It's a pretty picture. We buy her clothes in those...

Posted: 05/30/1994

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