Right now, Larry couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons.
Larry is no longer embarrassed when he buys condoms.
I guess I feel a little more mature. I'm not embarrassed going to a drug store anymore to buy a condom. Although, the woman behind the counter...
You don't get a body like this overnight. It takes years of neglect.
When I was 14, he sat me down, said, 'Larry, someday you're gonna meet a girl who's gonna be so right and so wonderful and so perfect that you're...
I can do some things now that I couldn't do when I was 17, like date high school girls.
I'm just in one of those droughts. Right now, I couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons.