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Right now, Larry couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons.
Larry is no longer embarrassed when he buys condoms.
Women should have teleprompters mounted on their foreheads.
Intellectually, 34 isn't an old age, but emotionally, it is.
God has created infinite space but can't keep hair on the head.
Bungee jumping jokes make Jim impatient.
Becky knows what issues affect prison inmates.
Dying in the middle of sex is better than having cancer.
Why are all straight men a little bit gay now?
At 35, you react to construction workers' cat calls a lot more positively.
Nurse practitioners love whipping out the mirrors.