Sex would be a lot easier with a condom loader.
Larry might not be smarter than a 5th grader, but he can sure beat the sh*t out of one.
Gang members today should do what they did in the '70s.
If you die naked, those who find you will have to figure out why you were naked.
Larry the Cable Guy talks backstage in Thunder Bay, Canada, during his Tailgate Party Tour.
Fish are morons.
Larry the Cable Guy and Hillary Clinton stood next to each other for a couple of minutes.
Larry's brand new CD 'Tailgate Party,' filmed live in front of 53,000 people, is in stores now.
Larry the Cable Guy gets ready to perform in front of 50,000 people in Lincoln, NE.