Laura's students used to tease her.
Whatever you do, be proud of it.
Laura's high school mascot was a gopher.
If you look in your high school yearbook, it's so great 'cause the stuff people wrote in there -- very sincere. I want to call people based on what...
My mom's a teacher, so she was real strict with me and my brother. She was like, 'Look, don't drink and don't do drugs and don't sleep around.' And...
I was a stripper -- in Russia. It's a little different standard over there. It's cool 'cause they put bread in your g-string -- beats waiting in line.