Today was a great day to stay inside and drink. And so was yesterday.
Posted: 03/27/2003 Views: 953Laura Kightlinger's mom plays a tortuous game with her -- she calls her on the phone.
Posted: 03/27/2003 Views: 4781Laura Kightlinger gave money to a street person and still managed to disappoint him.
Posted: 03/27/2003 Views: 4232America loves surprisingly agile, fairly attractive retards -- like Forrest Gump.
Posted: 03/27/2003 Views: 3672It's already hard enough to keep the front door nice for company.
Posted: 03/27/2003 Views: 16105Laura Kightlinger has a patented program for funny.
Posted: 03/27/2003 Views: 6198Afghani women need to choose their books wisely.
Posted: 03/27/2003 Views: 1296Boyfriends will readily tell you what's wrong with your mental health.
Posted: 05/19/1993 Views: 4238Delivering food has to be the most unpredictable job out there.
Posted: 05/19/1993 Views: 1679