Delivering food has to be the most unpredictable job out there.
Filed under: Laura Kightlinger (19), food (550), TV (384)
Views: 536
Posted: 05/19/1993
Laura Kightlinger - Back-Door Sex
It's already hard enough to keep the front door nice for company.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 10,460
Laura Kightlinger - Fertility Drugs
Nothing's a greater blessing for a couple than eight healthy two-pound babies.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 7,238
Laura Kightlinger - How to Be a Stand-up Comedian
Laura Kightlinger has a patented program for funny.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 3,712
Laura Kightlinger - Who Could Love You
The line-up of Christmas, New Year's Eve and Valentine's Day is not fair to those who are alone.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 2,521
Laura Kightlinger - Boyfriend Psychiatrist
Boyfriends will readily tell you what's wrong with your mental health.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 2,247
Laura Kightlinger - Homeless Person
Laura Kightlinger gave money to a street person and still managed to disappoint him.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (471)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 2,104
Laura Kightlinger - Baseball Movies
America loves surprisingly agile, fairly attractive retards -- like Forrest Gump.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sports (238)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 1,987
Laura Kightlinger - Phone Calls with Mom
Laura Kightlinger's mom plays a tortuous game with her -- she calls her on the phone.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), parents (467)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 1,793
Laura Kightlinger - Ramrod
When did Laura become security at the gay border?
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 1,404
Laura Kightlinger - Drinking Weather
This past decade we couldn't have asked for better drinking weather.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), sex (983), alcohol (396)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,237
Brian Regan - The Donut Lady
The donut lady has the toughest job.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), imitations (787), food (550)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,861
Jake Johannsen - Fat-Free Desserts
If not fat, then what's in it?
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), food (550), TV (384)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 649
Laura Kightlinger - Boyfriend Psychiatrist
Boyfriends will readily tell you what's wrong with your mental health.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 2,247
Matt Graham - Heart Attacks
Matt's uncle has suffered many heart attacks.
Tags: Matt Graham (3), family (581), food (550)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 133
Penelope Lombard - Commercials
If you're trying to jam an entire pizza into a toaster, you need help.
Tags: Penelope Lombard (2), Premium Blend (749), food (550)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 380
Jackie Flynn - Smoking Table
Just be thankful you didn't get the heroin table.
Tags: Jackie Flynn (3), food (550), drugs (377)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 350
Paul Dillery - Show Biz
Last night's audience was kind of scary.
Tags: Paul Dillery (4), food (550), alcohol (396)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 111
John Henson - Tiny Dogs
If a dog needs a sweater, it doesn't deserve to live.
Tags: John Henson (3), food (550), animals (439)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 430
Judy Gold - Television
Judy was on a recent episode of "Law and Order."
Tags: Judy Gold (17), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 09/14/00
Views: 805
Lewis Dix - Neighborhood McDonald's
Employees at the suburban McDonald's take too long.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), imitations (787), food (550)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 970
