Laura Kightlinger gave money to a street person and still managed to disappoint him.
Laura Kightlinger's mom plays a tortuous game with her -- she calls her on the phone.
Today was a great day to stay inside and drink. And so was yesterday.
America loves surprisingly agile, fairly attractive retards -- like Forrest Gump.
It's already hard enough to keep the front door nice for company.
Everybody's life has some hardship.
Laura Kightlinger has a patented program for funny.
Afghani women need to choose their books wisely.
Nothing's a greater blessing for a couple than eight healthy two-pound babies.