Nothing's a greater blessing for a couple than eight healthy two-pound babies.
Filed under: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Views: 7,238
Posted: 03/27/2003
Laura Kightlinger - Back-Door Sex
It's already hard enough to keep the front door nice for company.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 10,464
Laura Kightlinger - How to Be a Stand-up Comedian
Laura Kightlinger has a patented program for funny.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 3,712
Laura Kightlinger - Who Could Love You
The line-up of Christmas, New Year's Eve and Valentine's Day is not fair to those who are alone.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 2,524
Laura Kightlinger - Boyfriend Psychiatrist
Boyfriends will readily tell you what's wrong with your mental health.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 2,247
Laura Kightlinger - Homeless Person
Laura Kightlinger gave money to a street person and still managed to disappoint him.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (471)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 2,104
Laura Kightlinger - Baseball Movies
America loves surprisingly agile, fairly attractive retards -- like Forrest Gump.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sports (238)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 1,987
Laura Kightlinger - Phone Calls with Mom
Laura Kightlinger's mom plays a tortuous game with her -- she calls her on the phone.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), parents (467)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 1,793
Laura Kightlinger - Ramrod
When did Laura become security at the gay border?
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 1,407
Laura Kightlinger - Drinking Weather
This past decade we couldn't have asked for better drinking weather.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), sex (983), alcohol (396)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,237
Laura Kightlinger - Phone Calls with Mom
Laura Kightlinger's mom plays a tortuous game with her -- she calls her on the phone.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), parents (467)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 1,793
Laura Kightlinger - Mom Pimp
Laura feels like she's been dating all her life.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), sex (983), kids (642)
Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 683
Laura Kightlinger - Choose the Right Book
Afghani women need to choose their books wisely.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 337
Craig Shoemaker - No Dad
Craig's mother taught him everything he knows.
Tags: Craig Shoemaker (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 06/16/05
Views: 1,907
Paul Gilmartin - Michael Jackson's Kids
Michael Jackson rides around on a jetpack when he takes his kids to the mall.
Tags: Paul Gilmartin (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 1,286
Laura Kightlinger - Back-Door Sex
It's already hard enough to keep the front door nice for company.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 10,464
Laura Kightlinger - How to Be a Stand-up Comedian
Laura Kightlinger has a patented program for funny.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 3,712
Laura Kightlinger - Baseball Movies
America loves surprisingly agile, fairly attractive retards -- like Forrest Gump.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sports (238)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 1,987
Laura Kightlinger - Homeless Person
Laura Kightlinger gave money to a street person and still managed to disappoint him.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (471)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 2,104
Laura Kightlinger - Hardship
Everybody's life has some hardship.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), terrorism (90)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 856
