The line-up of Christmas, New Year's Eve and Valentine's Day is not fair to those who are alone.
Views: 5,056
Posted: 05/27/1997
Laura Kightlinger - Drinking Weather
This past decade we couldn't have asked for better drinking weather.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), sex (1202), alcohol (516)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 3,465
Laura Kightlinger - Homeless Person
Laura Kightlinger gave money to a street person and still managed to disappoint him.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 4,232
Laura Kightlinger - Phone Calls with Mom
Laura Kightlinger's mom plays a tortuous game with her -- she calls her on the phone.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (2172), parents (591)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 4,781
Laura Kightlinger - Drinking Weather
Today was a great day to stay inside and drink. And so was yesterday.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (2172), alcohol (516)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 953
Laura Kightlinger - Baseball Movies
America loves surprisingly agile, fairly attractive retards -- like Forrest Gump.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (2172), movies (293)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 3,672
Laura Kightlinger - Back-Door Sex
It's already hard enough to keep the front door nice for company.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 16,105
Laura Kightlinger - Hardship
Everybody's life has some hardship.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (2172), terrorism (101)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 4,147
Laura Kightlinger - How to Be a Stand-up Comedian
Laura Kightlinger has a patented program for funny.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 6,198
Laura Kightlinger - Choose the Right Book
Afghani women need to choose their books wisely.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 1,296
Laura Kightlinger - Fertility Drugs
Nothing's a greater blessing for a couple than eight healthy two-pound babies.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 9,449
Laura Kightlinger - Grandma Dreams
If someone you were close with passes away, they visit you in dreams.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), sex (1202), family (647)
Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 1,661
Laura Kightlinger - Love and Sex
Laura has an excuse to avoid anal sex.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 3,076
Laura Kightlinger - Trying Too Hard
Laura can't look at somebody's sex face.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 3,644
Laura Kightlinger - Ramrod
When did Laura become security at the gay border?
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 2,247
Doug Mellard - Valentine's Day
Doug hates Valentine's Day.
Tags: Doug Mellard (7), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 1,660
Russ Meneve - Valentine's Day
Russ considers himself a lonely guy.
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 2,252
Laura Kightlinger - Mom Pimp
Laura feels like she's been dating all her life.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), sex (1202), kids (831)
Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 1,975
Laura Kightlinger - Boyfriend Psychiatrist
Boyfriends will readily tell you what's wrong with your mental health.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 4,238
Rich Vos - Christmas Decorations
Christmas decorations just prove you're not Jewish.
Tags: Rich Vos (22), Comedy Central Presents (2172), religion (404)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 3,801
Christopher Titus - Why We Stay
Why do we stay with these life-sucking vampires?
Tags: Christopher Titus (23), dating (786), marriage (547)
Posted: 02/14/09
Views: 78,194
