All mothers have a super power.
Views: 4,744
Posted: 08/12/2011
Lavell Crawford - Momma's Got Your Back
Heifers are going to tell on you.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), men/women (1155), parents (591)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 2,792
Lavell Crawford - Be Gone, Satan
Lavell Crawford would not stay in his house if the devil was also there.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), food (719), impressions (466)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 3,683
Lavell Crawford - Repeat What I Said
Lavell Crawford's mother demands that he repeat exactly what she said.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), kids (831), family (647)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 6,919
Lavell Crawford - Super Obama
Lavell Crawford wants Barack Obama to let it flow.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), ethnic (870), impressions (466)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 4,752
Lavell Crawford - Best Be Dead
Sometimes Lavell Crawford wished that he had a white momma.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), kids (831), parents (591)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 4,535
Lavell Crawford - Chocolate Milk & ThunderCats
Lavell Crawford would never have gotten abducted as a kid.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), kids (831), family (647)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 3,982
Lavell Crawford - Need Jesus
Preachers preach through lunch and don't make any sense.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), food (719), impressions (466)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 3,275
Lavell Crawford - Allergic to Bitches
When Lavell Crawford wins $250,000, he has some phone calls to make.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), money (606), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 4,464
Lavell Crawford - Reacquainted with Dad
Father's Day has come up 30 times since Lavell Crawford last saw his dad.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), parents (591), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 4,032
Lavell Crawford - Get to Heaven
Lavell Crawford doesn't know what color God is.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), ethnic (870), religion (404)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 3,510
Lavell Crawford - Two Chops to the Throat
Lavell Crawford's mother orders him to close his eyes in the grocery store.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), kids (831), food (719)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 4,991
Lavell Crawford - Chocolate Milk & ThunderCats
Lavell Crawford would never have gotten abducted as a kid.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), kids (831), family (647)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 3,982
Lavell Crawford - Be Gone, Satan
Lavell Crawford would not stay in his house if the devil was also there.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), food (719), impressions (466)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 3,683
Lavell Crawford - Repeat What I Said
Lavell Crawford's mother demands that he repeat exactly what she said.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), kids (831), family (647)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 6,919
Lavell Crawford - Best Be Dead
Sometimes Lavell Crawford wished that he had a white momma.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), kids (831), parents (591)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 4,535
Lavell Crawford - Need Jesus
Preachers preach through lunch and don't make any sense.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), food (719), impressions (466)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 3,275
Lavell Crawford - Super Obama
Lavell Crawford wants Barack Obama to let it flow.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), ethnic (870), impressions (466)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 4,752
Lavell Crawford - Momma's Got Your Back
Heifers are going to tell on you.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), men/women (1155), parents (591)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 2,792
Lavell Crawford - Down for Whatever
When Lavell was growing up, you'd get robbed and sent on your way.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), music (485), gay/homosexual (344)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 3,529
Lavell Crawford - Get to Heaven
Lavell Crawford doesn't know what color God is.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), ethnic (870), religion (404)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 3,510
