Heifers are going to tell on you.
Lavell Crawford would not stay in his house if the devil was also there.
Lavell Crawford's mother demands that he repeat exactly what she said.
Lavell Crawford wants Barack Obama to let it flow.
Sometimes Lavell Crawford wished that he had a white momma.
Lavell Crawford would never have gotten abducted as a kid.
Preachers preach through lunch and don't make any sense.
When Lavell Crawford wins $250,000, he has some phone calls to make.
Father's Day has come up 30 times since Lavell Crawford last saw his dad.
Lavell Crawford doesn't know what color God is.