People always ask LaVell dumb questions about his weight.
Views: 15,379
Posted: 01/06/2005
Lavell Crawford - Heaven
Lavell Crawford might not be ready for Jesus to stop by unannounced, but hell still go to heaven.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), drugs (492), religion (400)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 3,620
Lavell Crawford - Need Jesus
Preachers preach through lunch and don't make any sense.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), food (710), impressions (427)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 2,280
Lavell Crawford - Down for Whatever
When Lavell was growing up, you'd get robbed and sent on your way.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), music (475), gay/homosexual (338)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 2,361
Lavell Crawford - Be Gone, Satan
Lavell Crawford would not stay in his house if the devil was also there.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), food (710), impressions (427)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 2,653
Lavell Crawford - Best Be Dead
Sometimes Lavell Crawford wished that he had a white momma.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), kids (809), parents (566)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 3,247
Lavell Crawford - Reacquainted with Dad
Father's Day has come up 30 times since Lavell Crawford last saw his dad.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), parents (566), lookin' good (475)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 2,864
Lavell Crawford - Repeat What I Said
Lavell Crawford's mother demands that he repeat exactly what she said.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), kids (809), family (641)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 5,080
Lavell Crawford - Two Chops to the Throat
Lavell Crawford's mother orders him to close his eyes in the grocery store.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), kids (809), food (710)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 3,909
Lavell Crawford - Super Obama
Lavell Crawford wants Barack Obama to let it flow.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), ethnic (867), impressions (427)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 3,365
Lavell Crawford - Chocolate Milk & ThunderCats
Lavell Crawford would never have gotten abducted as a kid.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), kids (809), family (641)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 2,827
LaVell Crawford - For Your Safety
After 9/11, fat people became the people to pick on at the airports.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), Premium Blend (748), weight/obesity (295)
Posted: 01/06/05
Views: 11,088
Lavell Crawford - Best Be Dead
Sometimes Lavell Crawford wished that he had a white momma.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), kids (809), parents (566)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 3,247
Lavell Crawford - Get to Heaven
Lavell Crawford doesn't know what color God is.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), ethnic (867), religion (400)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 2,789
Lavell Crawford - Allergic to Bitches
When Lavell Crawford wins $250,000, he has some phone calls to make.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), money (599), lookin' good (475)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 3,329
Lavell Crawford - Repeat What I Said
Lavell Crawford's mother demands that he repeat exactly what she said.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), kids (809), family (641)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 5,076
Lavell Crawford - Need Jesus
Preachers preach through lunch and don't make any sense.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), food (710), impressions (427)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 2,280
Lavell Crawford - Down for Whatever
When Lavell was growing up, you'd get robbed and sent on your way.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), music (475), gay/homosexual (338)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 2,361
Lavell Crawford - Momma's Got Your Back
Heifers are going to tell on you.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), men/women (1143), parents (566)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 1,918
Lavell Crawford - I Keep It One Hundred
Lavell Crawford tries to decipher the new phrase that his nephew picked up.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), kids (809), family (641)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 11,678
Lavell Crawford - Heaven
Lavell Crawford might not be ready for Jesus to stop by unannounced, but hell still go to heaven.
