Lavell Crawford might not be ready for Jesus to stop by unannounced, but hell still go to heaven.
Preachers preach through lunch and don't make any sense.
When Lavell was growing up, you'd get robbed and sent on your way.
Lavell Crawford would not stay in his house if the devil was also there.
Sometimes Lavell Crawford wished that he had a white momma.
Father's Day has come up 30 times since Lavell Crawford last saw his dad.
Lavell Crawford's mother demands that he repeat exactly what she said.
Lavell Crawford's mother orders him to close his eyes in the grocery store.
Lavell Crawford wants Barack Obama to let it flow.
Lavell Crawford would never have gotten abducted as a kid.