Tetris on Gameboy is more addictive than morphine.
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Posted: 02/24/1992
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Len Austrevich - Grandma
Grandmothers make furniture look better with doilies.
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Posted: 02/24/92
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Len Austrevich - Wheel of Fortune
Len's last girlfriend loved to watch "Wheel of Fortune."
Tags: Len Austrevich (3), men/women (1155), imitations (847)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,211
Len Austrevich - Grandma
Grandmothers make furniture look better with doilies.
Tags: Len Austrevich (3), kids (831), food (719)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,839
Len Austrevich - Wheel of Fortune
Len's last girlfriend loved to watch "Wheel of Fortune."
Tags: Len Austrevich (3), men/women (1155), imitations (847)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,211
John Kassir - Addiction
John was mainlining cable television.
Tags: John Kassir (2), imitations (847), alcohol (516)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 496
Michael Ian Black - Ambien
An Ambien dipped in Cool Whip would make a good drink.
Tags: Michael Ian Black (34), alcohol (516), drugs (503)
Posted: 07/27/11
Views: 4,257
Kathleen Madigan - Greyhound Bus
The grossest people on the planet ride the Greyhound bus.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), parents (591), animals (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,412
John Kassir - Television
John is a tube-aholic.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 781
Richard Lewis - Stoned Friend
Richard's friend smoked a lot of grass in college.
Tags: Richard Lewis (60), drugs (503), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 487
Marc Price - Drinking Age
You don't need to be legal to buy the stuff that's illegal.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 517
Mike DeStefano - Put That on a Letterhead
Mike DeStefano's job is to curse at people who don't have a funny friend to hang out with.
Tags: Mike Destefano (14), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 10/04/10
Views: 40,657
Robert Kelly - Fat Worry
Skinny people never have to worry that their underwear elastic will flop over and steam shut.
Tags: Robert Kelly (15), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 10/04/10
Views: 10,132
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