Lenny Clarke tried cocaine once -- for, like, nine years.
Lenny Clarke recently lost 135 pounds.
Don't ever throw a bomb at a nun.
Lenny will never forget his third grade teacher, Sister Mary Triggerhappy.
Lenny Clarke was lit up when he stole his dad's car and drove to Cape Canaveral.
Lenny Clarke encountered an 11-year-old kid who wore baggy pants and didn't use complete sentences.
Lenny Clarke hates running into people from high school.
Lenny Clarke got in a cab and gave the guy $20 to move over so he could drive.
Parents lie to their kids.