Parents lie to their kids.
Views: 563
Posted: 02/24/1992
Lenny Clarke - Kids Are Crazy
Don't ever throw a bomb at a nun.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 1,874
Lenny Clarke - Baggy Dungarees
Lenny Clarke encountered an 11-year-old kid who wore baggy pants and didn't use complete sentences.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 1,511
Lenny Clarke - Weight Loss Pills
Lenny Clarke recently lost 135 pounds.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 1,857
Lenny Clarke - Astronaut
Lenny Clarke was lit up when he stole his dad's car and drove to Cape Canaveral.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), parents (591)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 634
Lenny Clarke - Irish Catholic
Lenny will never forget his third grade teacher, Sister Mary Triggerhappy.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 3,211
Lenny Clarke - Experimenting with Drugs
Lenny Clarke tried cocaine once -- for, like, nine years.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), growing up (512)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 2,908
Lenny Clarke - Proud to be an American
Lenny Clarke got in a cab and gave the guy $20 to move over so he could drive.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 2,043
Lenny Clarke - Weight Loss
Lenny Clarke hates running into people from high school.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 2,218
Lenny Clarke - Moon Rocks
Lenny Clarke was not qualified to be an astronaut.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (16), ethnic (870), kids (831)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 547
Lenny Clarke - Moon Rocks
Lenny Clarke was not qualified to be an astronaut.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (16), ethnic (870), kids (831)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 547
Sue Kolinsky - Long Distance Relationship
It's nice to have sex without MCI being involved.
Tags: Sue Kolinsky (4), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 4,112
Sue Kolinsky - Kids
Little kids are like raccoons on a camping trip.
Tags: Sue Kolinsky (4), kids (831), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,109
Kelly Monteith - Look Like a Dad
You can definitely tell a dad by his hunched posture.
Tags: Kelly Monteith (3), kids (831), parents (591)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,164
Jon Ross - Foster Sugar Daddy
There's no way the money you donate goes directly to one kid.
Tags: Jon Ross (5), kids (831), family (647)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 316
Gene Pompa - Wrong Number
Gene doesn't hang up the phone when he calls the wrong number.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), kids (831), parents (591)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,109
Bob Odenkirk - Fun Childhood
Bob has a lot of funny stories from his fun childhood.
Tags: Bob Odenkirk (5), kids (831), family (647)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,230
Colin Quinn - Funny
You don't have to curse to be funny in comedy.
Tags: Colin Quinn (10), kids (831), family (647)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,129
J.J. Wall - Female Condom
Spring-loaded female condoms are going to change the dating scene.
Tags: J.J. Wall (2), sex (1202), kids (831)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 683
Steve Shaffer - Marriage
You learn certain things when you get married.
Tags: Steve Shaffer (4), men/women (1155), ethnic (870)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,001
