When black men start going bald, they cut off all their hair.
Lester Barrie drops some dating knowledge.
Whup somebody's kids when you go home tonight.
Whup somebody's kids when you go home tonight.
Senior citizens should not drive in big cities.
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"I'm a Little Teapot" is a super Caucasian song.
Lance tried talking back to his mother once.
Make sure you do your holiday shopping early.
The naming of black children has got to stop.
It's really hard to be Italian and queer.
Lenny Clarke was not qualified to be an astronaut.
There's good and bad in everything.
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