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Lewis equates the size of a baby with its father's efforts.
Lewis bathes his baby son in the toilet.
How women can be abused by a man with a Jheri curl?
Reagan forgets everything, and Bush can't remember.
Women need to weed out the bad men by making them read.
Employees at the suburban McDonald's take too long.
I'm pissed off. I read that we have a $3.6 trillion debt and
our budget is $240 billion -- and this woman is bothering me about my student loans.
My dad used to use his police psychology on us. We would be
outside playing; my father would come home from work and say things to me like, 'Lewis,...
The Republicans are smart: Reagan, he forgets everything; Bush,
he can't remember. So you know Quayle's going to end up in office because he...
Women, you can weed out the bad men. Advocate more respect for
yourselves. Anywhere you go, carry an English book. As soon as the guy comes up to...
My wife was in labor for 24 hours. Hey, it wasn't my fault -- I
told her to hurry up.
I don't understand how some of you women can be abused by a man
with a Jheri curl. That don't make no sense, man. All you gotta do is carry a lighter.