Reagan forgets everything, and Bush can't remember.
Filed under: Lewis Dix (6), kids (642), money (471)
Views: 564
Posted: 05/30/1994
Lewis Dix - Abuse
How women can be abused by a man with a Jheri curl?
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), men/women (919), violence (196)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,600
Lewis Dix - Babies
Lewis equates the size of a baby with its father's efforts.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,081
Lewis Dix - Neighborhood McDonald's
Employees at the suburban McDonald's take too long.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), imitations (789), food (550)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 970
Lewis Dix - Parenting
Lewis bathes his baby son in the toilet.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), kids (642), money (471)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 712
Lewis Dix - English Book
Women need to weed out the bad men by making them read.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 382
Dan Rosen - Ma Clinton
Bill Clinton is like your mom.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), food (550), money (471)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 216
Lewis Dix - Parenting
Lewis bathes his baby son in the toilet.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), kids (642), money (471)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 712
Jeff Joseph - No New Texas
George Bush doesn't want a new Texas.
Tags: Jeff Joseph (3), health (540), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 392
Randy Credico - George H.W. Bush
The buffalo have a longer tradition of democracy than the Kuwaitis.
Tags: Randy Credico (2), The A-List (486), impressions (238)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 219
David Feldman - Money Problems
America shouldn't pay itself back.
Tags: David Feldman (14), food (550), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 166
Darrell Hammond - Vice Presidents
Ronald Reagan urges America to take a bicycle pump and leave it outside overnight.
Tags: Darrell Hammond (13), Comedy Central Presents (1803), impressions (238)
Posted: 12/03/00
Views: 683
Jim Morris - Ronald Reagan
Ronald and Nancy Reagan enjoyed being president.
Tags: Jim Morris (4), The A-List (486), impressions (238)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 182
Lewis Dix - Neighborhood McDonald's
Employees at the suburban McDonald's take too long.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), imitations (789), food (550)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 970
Jim Lauletta - Planet Hollywood
How could Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone possibly run a restaurant together?
Tags: Jim Lauletta (3), food (550), parents (467)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 321
Dan Rosen - Cockroaches
A nuclear weapon that could kill roaches would cost too much.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), animals (439), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 206
