Be careful that the person you're hugging doesn't have three bruised ribs.
I could really go for some cow right now.
Isn't false sincerity the same as being rude?
Basically, if it's pink, Alexandra McHale doesn't want to drink it.
John's got some crazy New York neighbors.
Robin might be fat, but she can count.
Dom's goal is to be a bloated alcoholic.
Ladies all have that one close guy friend, and it's wrong.
Sarah isn't perfect.
Rob Pue apologizes for approaching the ladies at the end of parties.
The grossest people on the planet ride the Greyhound bus.
Dear Food, those were some good times we had....