Marriage is like the movie "Groundhog Day."
Lisa was the fat kid in her class.
Lisa Landry hates authority.
Green tea smells like old lady.
Lisa likes being a low maintenance Catholic.
Lisa's husband gets sex tips from HBO.
Makeover shows are mean.
Lisa went to the slutty girls' Catholic high school.
Sex changes after you get married.
Lisa Landry's cousin Amber is 17 and having a baby.