Lisa likes being a low maintenance Catholic.
Lisa's husband gets sex tips from HBO.
Lisa Landry hates authority.
Lisa was the fat kid in her class.
Makeover shows are mean.
Lisa went to the slutty girls' Catholic high school.
Marriage is like the movie "Groundhog Day."
Green tea smells like old lady.
Sex changes after you get married.
Lisa Landry's cousin Amber is 17 and having a baby.