Lisa went to the slutty girls' Catholic high school.
Makeover shows are mean.
Lisa Landry hates authority.
Green tea smells like old lady.
Lisa's husband gets sex tips from HBO.
Marriage is like the movie "Groundhog Day."
Lisa was the fat kid in her class.
Lisa likes being a low maintenance Catholic.
Sex changes after you get married.
Lisa Landry's cousin Amber is 17 and having a baby.