Liz can't even get the chips right.
Filed under: Lizz Winstead (14), food (550), health (540)
Views: 896
Posted: 05/30/1994
Lizz Winstead - Political Satire in 2009
Political satire is best when you're taking down people who abuse their power.
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Lizz Winstead - Old People
Americans have no respect for the elderly.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), health (540)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 1,826
Lizz Winstead - Olestra
There's a certain irony in Olestra.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 1,353
Lizz Winstead - Gay Marriage
Lizz Winstead advises the gay community.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 1,183
Lizz Winstead - The Hunt for Jesus
If you find baby Jesus, you get to put it in the manger scene.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), parents (467), alcohol (396)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,091
Lizz Winstead - Department of Homeland Security Website
Here's where to find the real terrorists.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), observational (335)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 1,074
Lizz Winstead - Compassionate Conservatives
What does it means to be a compassionate conservative?
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), news & politics (228)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 977
Lizz Winstead - Religious Insulation
Catholics have the scariest imagery.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), ethnic (730), growing up (423)
Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 811
Lizz Winstead - Olestra
There's a certain irony in Olestra.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 1,353
Gregg Rogell - New York City
Gregg lives in a place he wouldn't make a dog endure.
Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), health (540), animals (439)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 637
Dan Devido - Moving Day
You can tell if a mover is legit if he's got a picture of his butt crack on his ID card.
Tags: Dan Devido (2), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/31/94
Views: 432
Pat Hazell - Grocery Store
No one ever messes with the grocery spacer.
Tags: Pat Hazell (3), food (550), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 898
Jackie Flynn - Smoking Table
Just be thankful you didn't get the heroin table.
Tags: Jackie Flynn (3), food (550), drugs (377)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 350
Henriette Mantel - Animals
Henriette loves her horse.
Tags: Henriette Mantel (2), imitations (787), family (581)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 321
Jake Johannsen - Colonic
Jake felt creepy and embarrassed after his colonic.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), health (540), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 721
Lou DiMaggio - Birth Control
Contraceptive foam is the Cheez Whiz of birth control.
Tags: Lou DiMaggio (2), sex (983), food (550)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 489
Janine DiTullio - Dental Plan
Just chew on the other side.
Tags: Janine DiTullio (2), sex (983), family (581)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 417
Lizz Winstead - The Hunt for Jesus
If you find baby Jesus, you get to put it in the manger scene.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), parents (467), alcohol (396)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,091
