We went from a president who would make up words, to a president that makes us look up words.
Hell is full of vegetarian buffets and people you wouldn't want to hang out with.
In the projects in the 1980s, government surplus cheese was ammunition and nutrition.
Loni Love would like to thank whoever invited the tortilla.
The Kanye West/Taylor Swift situation at the VMAs was the result of ego and brown liquor.
If you can afford an Xbox, then you can afford to take Loni Love to Panda Express.
Skinny people should leave fat people alone.
Loni only cares if terrorists attack the 99 cent store.
Oprah Winfrey, rappers and Mel Gibson are all out of control.