Who the hell thought of Bring Your Kids to Work Day?
Oprah Winfrey, rappers and Mel Gibson are all out of control.
It's time for a female president.
Skinny people should leave fat people alone.
Loni went to a WNBA game to look for men.
We have to grade President Bush on a curve.
Loni only cares if terrorists attack the 99 cent store.
Everybody wants to be in love.
Loni wants to apologize to the religious people.