Modern cell phone technology is wasted on the sh*ttiest generation of a**holes.
Posted: 01/01/2011 Views: 109833Louis C.K. did not expect to be single and did not maintain his body at presentation condition.
Posted: 01/10/2011 Views: 18164The most dangerous people are dudes who did not get laid.
Posted: 01/10/2011 Views: 30376A beautiful day is sh*t to a child.
Posted: 01/10/2011 Views: 39836Americans could lose most of their crap and still have more than the average Canadian.
Posted: 01/10/2011 Views: 38237A man's penis should be the first thing a woman sees on a date.
Posted: 01/10/2011 Views: 23449You can't complain about something that you didn't even know existed 30 seconds ago.
Posted: 01/01/2011 Views: 33950The word "Jew" can have two meanings.
Posted: 01/07/2010 Views: 12826At a technical high school, teens are told that they can do exactly eight things.
Posted: 01/07/2010 Views: 24418Louis C.K. gets enjoyment from the audience and their revulsion.
Posted: 01/07/2010 Views: 10719Louis C.K.'s exploration of life after 40 destroys politically correct images of modern life with thoughts we have all had... but would rarely admit to.
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