The most dangerous people are dudes who did not get laid.
Americans could lose most of their crap and still have more than the average Canadian.
A beautiful day is sh*t to a child.
A man's penis should be the first thing a woman sees on a date.
Louis C.K. did not expect to be single and did not maintain his body at presentation condition.
Modern cell phone technology is wasted on the sh*ttiest generation of a**holes.
You can't complain about something that you didn't even know existed 30 seconds ago.
The word "Jew" can have two meanings.
Louis C.K. gets enjoyment from the audience and their revulsion.