Americans could lose most of their crap and still have more than the average Canadian.
Louis C.K. did not expect to be single and did not maintain his body at presentation condition.
A man's penis should be the first thing a woman sees on a date.
The most dangerous people are dudes who did not get laid.
A beautiful day is sh*t to a child.
You can't complain about something that you didn't even know existed 30 seconds ago.
Modern cell phone technology is wasted on the sh*ttiest generation of a**holes.
At a technical high school, teens are told that they can do exactly eight things.
The word "Jew" can have two meanings.
Louis C.K. gets enjoyment from the audience and their revulsion.