A man's penis should be the first thing a woman sees on a date.
A beautiful day is sh*t to a child.
The most dangerous people are dudes who did not get laid.
Americans could lose most of their crap and still have more than the average Canadian.
Louis C.K. did not expect to be single and did not maintain his body at presentation condition.
You can't complain about something that you didn't even know existed 30 seconds ago.
Modern cell phone technology is wasted on the sh*ttiest generation of a**holes.
Louis C.K. gets enjoyment from the audience and their revulsion.
The word "Jew" can have two meanings.
At a technical high school, teens are told that they can do exactly eight things.