A beautiful day is sh*t to a child.
Louis C.K. did not expect to be single and did not maintain his body at presentation condition.
The most dangerous people are dudes who did not get laid.
A man's penis should be the first thing a woman sees on a date.
Americans could lose most of their crap and still have more than the average Canadian.
Modern cell phone technology is wasted on the sh*ttiest generation of a**holes.
You can't complain about something that you didn't even know existed 30 seconds ago.
The word "Jew" can have two meanings.
Louis C.K. gets enjoyment from the audience and their revulsion.
At a technical high school, teens are told that they can do exactly eight things.