Louis doesn't need to listen to his kid.
Views: 40,263
Posted: 05/23/2009
Uncensored - Louis C.K. - White People Problems
Americans could lose most of their crap and still have more than the average Canadian.
Tags: Louis C.K. (31), impressions (466), work/office (459)
Posted: 01/10/11
Views: 38,237
Uncensored - Louis C.K. - Function Only
Louis C.K. did not expect to be single and did not maintain his body at presentation condition.
Tags: Louis C.K. (31), dating (786), money (606)
Posted: 01/10/11
Views: 18,164
Uncensored - Louis C.K. - Last Thing You See
A man's penis should be the first thing a woman sees on a date.
Tags: Louis C.K. (31), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 01/10/11
Views: 23,449
Uncensored - Louis C.K. - Pack of Dudes
The most dangerous people are dudes who did not get laid.
Tags: Louis C.K. (31), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/10/11
Views: 30,376
Uncensored - Louis C.K. - This Is Nothing
A beautiful day is sh*t to a child.
Tags: Louis C.K. (31), kids (831), food (719)
Posted: 01/10/11
Views: 39,836
Uncensored - Louis C.K. - The Miracle of Flight
You can't complain about something that you didn't even know existed 30 seconds ago.
Tags: Louis C.K. (31), impressions (466), travel (301)
Posted: 01/01/11
Views: 33,950
Louis C.K. - Give It a Second
Modern cell phone technology is wasted on the sh*ttiest generation of a**holes.
Tags: Louis C.K. (31), friends (403), observational (364)
Posted: 01/01/11
Views: 109,833
DVD Exclusive - Louis C.K. - Technical High School
At a technical high school, teens are told that they can do exactly eight things.
Tags: Louis C.K. (31), animals (540), work/office (459)
Posted: 01/07/10
Views: 24,418
DVD Exclusive - Louis C.K. - "Jew" Is a Funny Word
The word "Jew" can have two meanings.
Tags: Louis C.K. (31), exclusives (335), uncensored (156)
Posted: 01/07/10
Views: 12,826
DVD Exclusive - Louis C.K. - Dumb Brain
Louis C.K. gets enjoyment from the audience and their revulsion.
Tags: Louis C.K. (31), sex (1202), kids (831)
Posted: 01/07/10
Views: 10,719
Louis C.K. - Ankle Reconstruction
When you get old, doctors stop fixing you.
Tags: Louis C.K. (31), health (657), aging (330)
Posted: 05/23/09
Views: 42,962
Louis C.K. - Underwear of Choice
Louis' crotch is a bummer.
Tags: Louis C.K. (31), lookin' good (488), penises (123)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 89,722
Uncensored - Louis C.K. - This Is Nothing
A beautiful day is sh*t to a child.
Tags: Louis C.K. (31), kids (831), food (719)
Posted: 01/10/11
Views: 39,836
Louis C.K. - Getting a Cinnabon
No one is happy on the Cinnabon line.
Tags: Louis C.K. (31), men/women (1155), food (719)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 37,053
Louis C.K. - Hugh Penny
Hugh Penny suffers from a disease and also plays the violin.
Tags: Louis C.K. (31), health (657), animals (540)
Posted: 11/22/99
Views: 3,011
Jon Lajoie - Cold Blooded Christmas
Everybody loves Christmas -- except for people who don't believe that Jesus was the son of God.
Tags: Jon Lajoie (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), family (647)
Uncensored - Louis C.K. - Pack of Dudes
The most dangerous people are dudes who did not get laid.
Tags: Louis C.K. (31), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/10/11
Views: 30,376
Louis C.K. - Bob Tyler
So far, Bob Tyler has only wrestled Jews.
Tags: Louis C.K. (31), animals (540), music (485)
Posted: 11/22/99
Views: 1,537
Louis C.K. - Mary Swanson
Davie Swanson's father gave him talent.
Tags: Louis C.K. (31), kids (831), parents (591)
Posted: 11/22/99
Views: 1,824
Louis C.K. - King of Pants
If you have $3 billion, you should spend it all in one day to make a tremendous impact.
Tags: Louis C.K. (31), money (606), alcohol (516)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 6,986
