Americans could lose most of their crap and still have more than the average Canadian.
A man's penis should be the first thing a woman sees on a date.
The most dangerous people are dudes who did not get laid.
A beautiful day is sh*t to a child.
You can't complain about something that you didn't even know existed 30 seconds ago.
Modern cell phone technology is wasted on the sh*ttiest generation of a**holes.
At a technical high school, teens are told that they can do exactly eight things.
The word "Jew" can have two meanings.
Louis C.K. gets enjoyment from the audience and their revulsion.