A man's penis should be the first thing a woman sees on a date.
The most dangerous people are dudes who did not get laid.
Louis C.K. did not expect to be single and did not maintain his body at presentation condition.
Americans could lose most of their crap and still have more than the average Canadian.
A beautiful day is sh*t to a child.
Modern cell phone technology is wasted on the sh*ttiest generation of a**holes.
Louis C.K. gets enjoyment from the audience and their revulsion.
At a technical high school, teens are told that they can do exactly eight things.
The word "Jew" can have two meanings.