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Women expect certain things on a date.
Every day in Lowell Sanders' house was code orange.
John wants to outlaw girl glitter.
Jimmie Roulette has never looked at a turtle and thought, "We gotta get out of here."
Joe DeRosa doesn't want anything to do with tampons.
Todd Barry isn't one for hero stories.
There's no rule that you have to love the radio station you just won the contest on.
If you can't find a good man, raise one.
Bald can be beautiful if you want to marry a rich man.
The best part of the relationship is when you lived on your own and had your own stuff.
When you start getting older, you talk about sleep like its sex.
Nick can't compete with his magician friend.