If America wants to find you, they will.
Views: 913
Posted: 05/24/1993
Marc Maron - Future of the Environment
The Chinese will be the only ones who can properly prepare the prehistoric toxic algae.
Tags: Marc Maron (35), ethnic (867), food (712)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 4,984
Marc Maron - Don't Know How To
Marc Maron just needs a phone that can make a sound and holds the numbers of his two friends.
Tags: Marc Maron (35), friends (391), technology (224)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 9,285
Marc Maron - Hard Drive Search
Marc doesn't have anything to hide, but he does have a few things he's ashamed of.
Tags: Marc Maron (35), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 3,855
Marc Maron - Sexually Acting Out
Marc wonders if dating is still about having sex as soon as possible, as often as possible.
Tags: Marc Maron (35), sex (1193), ethnic (867)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 5,984
Marc Maron - Technotard
If you don't know what your phone does, then you are surrounded by potential magicians.
Tags: Marc Maron (35), technology (224), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (178)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 7,328
Marc Maron - The Future Is Chinese
Dude, what is going on with you people?
Tags: Marc Maron (35), ethnic (867), food (712)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 5,290
Marc Maron - Don't Know How To
Marc Maron just needs a phone that can make a sound and holds the numbers of his two friends.
Tags: Marc Maron (35), friends (391), technology (224)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 9,290
Marc Maron - Bipolar Coaster
It's a thrill having a manic depressive in your life.
Tags: Marc Maron (35), Comedy Central Presents (2173), health (644)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 3,648
Marc Maron - Perspective
If you don't have a woman in your life keeping you down, you have no perspective.
Tags: Marc Maron (35), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 3,062
Marc Maron - Faith Medication
Jesus is so popular because he died at the peak of his career.
Tags: Marc Maron (35), Comedy Central Presents (2173), religion (400)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 2,117
Marc Maron - Mental Health
Some morning affirmations.
Tags: Marc Maron (35), Two Drink Minimum (290), audience interaction (249)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 2,040
Marc Maron - Perspective
If you don't have a woman in your life keeping you down, you have no perspective.
Tags: Marc Maron (35), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 3,061
Sean Murphy - In England
Hundreds of years ago, people were willing to kill to be the King of England.
Tags: Sean Murphy (2), Two Drink Minimum (290), history (137)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 298
Marc Maron - Crazy Celebrities
Charles Manson just isn't scary anymore.
Tags: Marc Maron (35), Two Drink Minimum (290), celebrities (155)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,460
Brian Posehn - Crazy People
Crazy people might seem a little less crazy if they had a kid with them.
Tags: Brian Posehn (22), kids (809), New York City (347)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 1,639
Mike Sweeney - Understanding Terrorism
The American version of terrorism is the postal service.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), money (599), observational (363)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 252
Keith Robinson - Jeane Dixon
She was so good at predicting deaths somebody should check her alibi.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), money (599), death (306)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 637
Dan Rosen - Cockroaches
A nuclear weapon that could kill roaches would cost too much.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), animals (535), Two Drink Minimum (290)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 1,464
Jan Karem - Time and Travel
You shouldn't have to pay for air travel.
Tags: Jan Karem (3), imitations (847), dating (779)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 2,375
Jessica Bern - Summer Jobs
Remember those summer jobs you had growing up?
