A new pair of underwear will make you feel like a million bucks.
What's the thought process behind deciding to get your labia pierced?
Margaret wears 100% cotton underwear so she can breathe.
Women are piercing everything now.
Women aren't going to get another year.
It's not child abuse if they're sleeping.
Margaret went shopping twice: once to get the blouse, once to take it back.
Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.
Some guys work out too much.
A strip bar just opened in Margaret's neighborhood.