Mammograms are great if you're looking for dorsal fins.
What's the thought process behind deciding to get your labia pierced?
Margaret went shopping twice: once to get the blouse, once to take it back.
Margaret got tired of holding her head up.
Margaret wears 100% cotton underwear so she can breathe.
Margaret is dating a bowler.
Is it normal for a therapist to run a balloon business on the side?
Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.
Margaret's dad shaved off his recent hair transplant to win a $20 bet.
Margaret dates guys she thinks she can take in a fight.
A strip bar just opened in Margaret's neighborhood.