A new pair of underwear will make you feel like a million bucks.
What's the thought process behind deciding to get your labia pierced?
Margaret dates guys she thinks she can take in a fight.
Women aren't going to get another year.
A strip bar just opened in Margaret's neighborhood.
Margaret went shopping twice: once to get the blouse, once to take it back.
Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.
Some guys work out too much.
Women are piercing everything now.
It's not child abuse if they're sleeping.