Margaret went shopping twice: once to get the blouse, once to take it back.
What's the thought process behind deciding to get your labia pierced?
Margaret got tired of holding her head up.
Margaret wears 100% cotton underwear so she can breathe.
Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.
Margaret is dating a bowler.
Is it normal for a therapist to run a balloon business on the side?
Margaret's dad shaved off his recent hair transplant to win a $20 bet.
Margaret dates guys she thinks she can take in a fight.
A strip bar just opened in Margaret's neighborhood.