Maria Bamford plans on stealing all the stuff off of her Mexican neighbor's lawn.
Posted: 03/31/2011 Views: 9732When someone would ask Maria Bamford out, she'd say, "Just take my purse, don't hurt me!"
Posted: 03/31/2011 Views: 12047Maria Bamford is mentoring kids and running for neighborhood council.
Posted: 03/31/2011 Views: 8288Believing in God feels something like being a terrified third-world shanty town at night.
Posted: 03/31/2011 Views: 19433If you feel alone, call the operator and she will listen to you for a 45-minute session.
Posted: 01/17/2010 Views: 25880Maria Bamford presents a portion of her act that generically does well with most people.
Posted: 01/17/2010 Views: 29607Africa is full of starvation and civil war because they don't know "the secret."
Posted: 01/17/2010 Views: 22866Don't touch Donna's label maker, don't even look at it -- she bought it with her own money.
Posted: 01/06/2010 Views: 29716Maria's mother and sister are very good at playing the fun game Joy Whac-A-Mole.
Posted: 01/06/2010 Views: 41262Almost an hour of hilarious stories told with characters in her inimitable, idiosyncratic style.
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