When someone would ask Maria Bamford out, she'd say, "Just take my purse, don't hurt me!"
Views: 13,830
Posted: 03/31/2011
Maria Bamford - Neighborly
Maria Bamford plans on stealing all the stuff off of her Mexican neighbor's lawn.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), ethnic (870), food (719)
Posted: 03/31/11
Views: 10,794
Maria Bamford - Gotta Believe in Something
Believing in God feels something like being a terrified third-world shanty town at night.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), parents (591), work/office (459)
Posted: 03/31/11
Views: 20,776
Maria Bamford - Making a Difference
Maria Bamford is mentoring kids and running for neighborhood council.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), kids (831), religion (404)
Posted: 03/31/11
Views: 9,255
Maria Bamford - Botox
Maria Bamford's manager suggested she get Botox.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), food (719), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 03/31/11
Views: 11,972
Maria Bamford - That Schtick
Maria Bamford presents a portion of her act that generically does well with most people.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 31,398
Maria Bamford - On the Inside
If you feel alone, call the operator and she will listen to you for a 45-minute session.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 26,836
Maria Bamford - Learn More About Geography
Africa is full of starvation and civil war because they don't know "the secret."
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 23,458
Maria Bamford - Office Drama
Don't touch Donna's label maker, don't even look at it -- she bought it with her own money.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), imitations (847), food (719)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 30,358
Maria Bamford - Get the Little Lady Started
For breakfast, Maria eats a mug of chocolate chip ice cream for a sweet power surge.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), men/women (1155), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 24,763
Maria Bamford - Making a Difference
Maria Bamford is mentoring kids and running for neighborhood council.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), kids (831), religion (404)
Posted: 03/31/11
Views: 9,255
Maria Bamford - That Schtick
Maria Bamford presents a portion of her act that generically does well with most people.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 31,398
Maria Bamford - Joy Whac-A-Mole
Maria's mother and sister are very good at playing the fun game Joy Whac-A-Mole.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), imitations (847), dating (786)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 41,886
Stand-Up: Maria Bamford - Matchmaking Service
It's amazing how many people on dating sites enjoy fine dining.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), Comedy Central Presents (2172), dating (786)
Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 14,347
Maria Bamford - Gotta Believe in Something
Believing in God feels something like being a terrified third-world shanty town at night.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), parents (591), work/office (459)
Posted: 03/31/11
Views: 20,776
Maria Bamford - Get the Little Lady Started
For breakfast, Maria eats a mug of chocolate chip ice cream for a sweet power surge.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), men/women (1155), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 24,763
Maria Bamford - Office Drama
Don't touch Donna's label maker, don't even look at it -- she bought it with her own money.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), imitations (847), food (719)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 30,358
Maria Bamford - Neighborly
Maria Bamford plans on stealing all the stuff off of her Mexican neighbor's lawn.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), ethnic (870), food (719)
Posted: 03/31/11
Views: 10,794
Maria Bamford - Botox
Maria Bamford's manager suggested she get Botox.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), food (719), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 03/31/11
Views: 11,972
Kumail Nanjiani - The Most Famous Boy in the World
"Harry Potter" is really as good as everybody in the world says it is.
Tags: Kumail Nanjiani (14), food (719), growing up (512)
Posted: 04/26/11
Views: 15,598
