Maria Bamford wants to do her own version of Melanie Griffith's makeup commercial.
Views: 8,272
Posted: 07/01/2001
Maria Bamford - Neighborly
Maria Bamford plans on stealing all the stuff off of her Mexican neighbor's lawn.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), ethnic (870), food (719)
Posted: 03/31/11
Views: 10,794
Maria Bamford - Gotta Believe in Something
Believing in God feels something like being a terrified third-world shanty town at night.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), parents (591), work/office (459)
Posted: 03/31/11
Views: 20,776
Maria Bamford - Making a Difference
Maria Bamford is mentoring kids and running for neighborhood council.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), kids (831), religion (404)
Posted: 03/31/11
Views: 9,255
Maria Bamford - Botox
Maria Bamford's manager suggested she get Botox.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), food (719), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 03/31/11
Views: 11,972
Maria Bamford - Fear of Relationships
When someone would ask Maria Bamford out, she'd say, "Just take my purse, don't hurt me!"
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), dating (786), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (178)
Posted: 03/31/11
Views: 13,830
Maria Bamford - That Schtick
Maria Bamford presents a portion of her act that generically does well with most people.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 31,398
Maria Bamford - On the Inside
If you feel alone, call the operator and she will listen to you for a 45-minute session.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 26,836
Maria Bamford - Learn More About Geography
Africa is full of starvation and civil war because they don't know "the secret."
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 23,458
Maria Bamford - Office Drama
Don't touch Donna's label maker, don't even look at it -- she bought it with her own money.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), imitations (847), food (719)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 30,358
Maria Bamford - Get the Little Lady Started
For breakfast, Maria eats a mug of chocolate chip ice cream for a sweet power surge.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), men/women (1155), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 24,763
Maria Bamford - Female Bosses
Your female boss wants you to go take a break and get her a latte.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 19,640
Maria Bamford - High-Pitched, Grating Voice
Maria Bamford's agent wants her to know how grating her voice is.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 25,632
Maria Bamford - E! Celebrity Homes
Maria Bamford wants to host E! Comedian Homes.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), Comedy Central Presents (2172), TV (469)
Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 16,479
Maria Bamford - Standards of Beauty
It's hard in L.A., but where Maria Bamford's from, she's a goddess.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 14,417
Maria Bamford - The Joys of Marriage
Maria Bamford's mother is praying for a husband for her -- at her request.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), Comedy Central Presents (2172), dating (786)
Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 11,112
Maria Bamford - Breast Implants
Maria Bamford's 32AA breasts are rare, exquisite miniatures.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 24,260
Stand-Up: Maria Bamford - Matchmaking Service
It's amazing how many people on dating sites enjoy fine dining.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), Comedy Central Presents (2172), dating (786)
Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 14,347
Maria Bamford - Who Is Maria Bamford?
In one sentence, who is Maria Bamford?
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), Comedy Central Presents (2172), TV (469)
Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 20,321
Maria Bamford - Cults
Being in a cult is great -- the spaceship is coming.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), Comedy Central Presents (2172), work/office (459)
Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 17,777
Maria Bamford - Fired Temp
It is very important to follow your supervisor's rules at work.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), Comedy Central Presents (2172), work/office (459)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 21,388
