If you feel alone, call the operator and she will listen to you for a 45-minute session.
Maria Bamford presents a portion of her act that generically does well with most people.
Africa is full of starvation and civil war because they don't know "the secret."
For breakfast, Maria eats a mug of chocolate chip ice cream for a sweet power surge.
Don't touch Donna's label maker, don't even look at it -- she bought it with her own money.
Maria's mother and sister are very good at playing the fun game Joy Whac-A-Mole.
Maria Bamford wants to do more with her life.
Maria Bamford pitches an idea for a sitcom.
Maria Bamford loves staying at hotels.
Maria Bamford's sister is a very successful doctor.