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Mario Cantone

Mario Cantone

Stand-up comedian Mario Cantone\'s videos, jokes, tour dates, and more on Comedy Central\'s Jokes.com
Mario Cantone's one-man variety show "Laugh Whore" opened to a flurry of rave reviews, and took its...

1 - 10 of 10 Mario Cantone Videos
Liza Minnelli (1:42)

Liza Minnelli doesn't know the words to any of the songs she sings.

Posted: 01/17/2000 Views: 3892
What If He's Gay in the Womb? (1:44)

Mario sings a song about the sexual orientation of a fetus.

Posted: 01/17/2000 Views: 3305
Court TV (2:44)

The Menendez brothers' trial was Mario's favorite.

Posted: 07/16/1999 Views: 2324
Steampipe Alley (3:18)

Mario is big; it's the kid shows that got small.

Posted: 07/16/1999 Views: 2843
Italians (4:37)

"Moonstruck" is a piece of crap.

Posted: 07/16/1999 Views: 3404
Food Network (2:02)

These days, Julia Child watches other people cook.

Posted: 07/16/1999 Views: 3030
Roberto Benigni (1:06)

Mario wants Roberto Benigni to shut up.

Posted: 07/16/1999 Views: 2061
Estrogen (2:52)

Mario's cousin Goo Goo is the authority on everything.

Posted: 07/16/1999 Views: 8116
Ice Skating (3:48)

Nancy Kerrigan was like a Mac truck on ice.

Posted: 07/16/1999 Views: 1827
Broadway (2:57)

Liza Minnelli should have passed off her Tony duties to Susan Anton.

Posted: 12/05/1997 Views: 2420

Mario Cantone Jokes See all 2 Mario Cantone Jokes »

Between him and Giuliani, I don't wanna be Italian anymore.