The Menendez brothers' trial was Mario's favorite.
Filed under: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1875), imitations (800)
Views: 974
Posted: 07/16/1999
Mario Cantone - Estrogen
Mario's cousin Goo Goo is the authority on everything.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1875), men/women (947)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 2,412
Mario Cantone - Food Network
These days, Julia Child watches other people cook.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1875), food (558)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 1,789
Mario Cantone - Liza Minnelli
Liza Minnelli doesn't know the words to any of the songs she sings.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Premium Blend (749), drugs (387)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 1,462
Mario Cantone - Italians
"Moonstruck" is a piece of crap.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1875), imitations (800)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 1,438
Mario Cantone - What If He's Gay in the Womb?
Mario sings a song about the sexual orientation of a fetus.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Premium Blend (749), kids (650)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 1,249
Mario Cantone - Steampipe Alley
Mario is big; it's the kid shows that got small.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1875), imitations (800)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 1,142
Mario Cantone - Liza Minnelli
Liza Minnelli doesn't know the words to any of the songs she sings.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Premium Blend (749), drugs (387)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 1,462
Mario Cantone - Food Network
These days, Julia Child watches other people cook.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1875), food (558)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 1,789
Mario Cantone - Ice Skating
Nancy Kerrigan was like a Mac truck on ice.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1875), imitations (800)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 729
Mario Cantone - Estrogen
Mario's cousin Goo Goo is the authority on everything.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1875), men/women (947)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 2,410
Mario Cantone - Broadway
Liza Minnelli should have passed off her Tony duties to Susan Anton.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), imitations (800), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 12/05/97
Views: 1,144
Mario Cantone - Roberto Benigni
Mario wants Roberto Benigni to shut up.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1875), ethnic (741)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 944
Greer Barnes - Los Angeles
First Lady Barbara Bush is a pot head.
Tags: Greer Barnes (11), imitations (800), health (550)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 2,824
Mario Cantone - Italians
"Moonstruck" is a piece of crap.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1875), imitations (800)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 1,438
Steve Marmel - Affairs
Every president has had extra-marital affairs.
