Mario's cousin Goo Goo is the authority on everything.
Views: 8,120
Posted: 07/16/1999
Mario Cantone - Liza Minnelli
Liza Minnelli doesn't know the words to any of the songs she sings.
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Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 3,907
Mario Cantone - What If He's Gay in the Womb?
Mario sings a song about the sexual orientation of a fetus.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), kids (831), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 3,313
Mario Cantone - Steampipe Alley
Mario is big; it's the kid shows that got small.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 2,851
Mario Cantone - Ice Skating
Nancy Kerrigan was like a Mac truck on ice.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 1,835
Mario Cantone - Roberto Benigni
Mario wants Roberto Benigni to shut up.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 2,068
Mario Cantone - Court TV
The Menendez brothers' trial was Mario's favorite.
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Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 2,331
Mario Cantone - Food Network
These days, Julia Child watches other people cook.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 3,036
Mario Cantone - Italians
"Moonstruck" is a piece of crap.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 3,416
Mario Cantone - Broadway
Liza Minnelli should have passed off her Tony duties to Susan Anton.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), imitations (847), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/05/97
Views: 2,422
Mario Cantone - Steampipe Alley
Mario is big; it's the kid shows that got small.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 2,851
Mario Cantone - Court TV
The Menendez brothers' trial was Mario's favorite.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 2,331
Mario Cantone - Food Network
These days, Julia Child watches other people cook.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 3,036
Jim David - Pets
There was a time when drugs were healthy.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 7,780
Mario Cantone - Ice Skating
Nancy Kerrigan was like a Mac truck on ice.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 1,835
Mario Cantone - Italians
"Moonstruck" is a piece of crap.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 3,416
Bruce Bruce - Bruce's Uncle
Bruce's uncle laughs out loud without ever cracking a smile.
Tags: Bruce Bruce (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 02/20/03
Views: 20,372
Nick Swardson - Funeral
Your funeral is your last party on Earth.
Tags: Nick Swardson (50), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 18,174
Exclusive - Louis Katz - Trying to Be Healthy
Anyone who tells you that they actually enjoy eating a salad is a liar.
Tags: Louis Katz (4), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 03/07/11
Views: 6,970
Greg Proops - Animals
If a cow could eat you, it would.
Tags: Greg Proops (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 3,250
