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These days, Julia Child watches other people cook.

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Posted: 07/16/1999

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Mario Cantone

Mario dishes on Denis' makeup needs.

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Posted: 08/10/03
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Mario Cantone - Uncensored

For mature audiences only!

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Mario Cantone - Italian-American Movies

Mario on LA Italians.

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Posted: 07/17/99
Views: 6,625

Mario Cantone - Ice Skating

Nancy Kerrigan

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Posted: 07/17/99
Views: 6,525

Mario Cantone - Cooking Shows

Emeril and Julia

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Posted: 07/17/99
Views: 5,109

Mario Cantone - Estrogen

Mario's cousin Goo Goo is the authority on everything.

Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)

Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 2,170

Mario Cantone - Liza Minnelli

Liza Minnelli doesn't know the words to any of the songs she sings.

Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Premium Blend (749), drugs (377)

Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 1,390

Mario Cantone - Italians

"Moonstruck" is a piece of crap.

Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)

Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 1,353

Mario Cantone - What If He's Gay in the Womb?

Mario sings a song about the sexual orientation of a fetus.

Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Premium Blend (749), kids (642)

Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 1,159

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Mario Cantone - Roberto Benigni

Mario wants Roberto Benigni to shut up.

Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)

Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 901

Mario Cantone - Steampipe Alley

Mario is big; it's the kid shows that got small.

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Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 1,053

Mario Cantone - Ice Skating

Nancy Kerrigan was like a Mac truck on ice.

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Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 653

Mario Cantone - Court TV

The Menendez brothers' trial was Mario's favorite.

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Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 913

Mario Cantone - Estrogen

Mario's cousin Goo Goo is the authority on everything.

Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)

Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 2,170

Kevin Brennan - Chinese Food

Kevin has a hard time ordering Chinese food.

Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)

Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 865

Mario Cantone - Broadway

Liza Minnelli should have passed off her Tony duties to Susan Anton.

Tags: Mario Cantone (10), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)

Posted: 12/05/97
Views: 1,067

Mario Cantone - Liza Minnelli

Liza Minnelli doesn't know the words to any of the songs she sings.

Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Premium Blend (749), drugs (377)

Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 1,390

Frank Caliendo - Utah

People in Utah don't curse.

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Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 5,479


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