Mario sings a song about the sexual orientation of a fetus.
Views: 3,313
Posted: 01/17/2000
Mario Cantone - Liza Minnelli
Liza Minnelli doesn't know the words to any of the songs she sings.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Premium Blend (748), drugs (503)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 3,907
Mario Cantone - Steampipe Alley
Mario is big; it's the kid shows that got small.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 2,851
Mario Cantone - Ice Skating
Nancy Kerrigan was like a Mac truck on ice.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 1,835
Mario Cantone - Estrogen
Mario's cousin Goo Goo is the authority on everything.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 8,120
Mario Cantone - Roberto Benigni
Mario wants Roberto Benigni to shut up.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 2,068
Mario Cantone - Court TV
The Menendez brothers' trial was Mario's favorite.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 2,331
Mario Cantone - Food Network
These days, Julia Child watches other people cook.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 3,036
Mario Cantone - Italians
"Moonstruck" is a piece of crap.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 3,416
Mario Cantone - Broadway
Liza Minnelli should have passed off her Tony duties to Susan Anton.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), imitations (847), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/05/97
Views: 2,422
Mario Cantone - Steampipe Alley
Mario is big; it's the kid shows that got small.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 2,851
Mario Cantone - Broadway
Liza Minnelli should have passed off her Tony duties to Susan Anton.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), imitations (847), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/05/97
Views: 2,422
Mario Cantone - Liza Minnelli
Liza Minnelli doesn't know the words to any of the songs she sings.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Premium Blend (748), drugs (503)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 3,907
Mario Cantone - Court TV
The Menendez brothers' trial was Mario's favorite.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 2,331
Mario Cantone - Italians
"Moonstruck" is a piece of crap.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 3,416
Harland Williams - Disclaimer
Premium Blend is not a gasoline.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Premium Blend (748), food (719)
Posted: 01/25/01
Views: 584
David Alan Grier - Babies
It's all about the babies.
Tags: David Alan Grier (40), kids (831), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 5,423
Charlie Viracola - Halloween
That pirate that peed in the punchbowl wasn't Charlie.
Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), sex (1202), kids (831)
Posted: 11/15/01
Views: 2,805
Mario Cantone - Food Network
These days, Julia Child watches other people cook.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 3,036
Kevin Kataoka - Speed Racer
Why is Speed Racer so nervous all the time?
Tags: Kevin Kataoka (5), Premium Blend (748), TV (469)
Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 1,347
