Commercials make it seem like life begins with herpes.
Maybe pets want some alone time every now and then.
They're always adding to the list of stuff that will kill us.
Hypocrisy is rampant in advertising.
If you're trying to jam an entire pizza into a toaster, you need help.
No matter how expensive cigarettes get, Pete will never quit.
Chris' penis is like a retarded little brother.
Premium Blend is not a gasoline.
Advertisers sell us presidents, Pepsi Colas and wars.
Edgar Allen Poe is alive and doing infomercials.