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Pete LeeVote for me in CMT's Next Big Comic competition! The top 4 get on CMT. Put a total Sally on the Country channel! http://www.comic.cmt.com3:38 PM Today

Michael Ian BlackI wish I had a helicopter and I wish it was made out of pizza.3:36 PM Today

Anjelah JohnsonSome confusion with "That's How We Do It!" being found in stores, working on this now. You can pick it up here http://bit.ly/bDP8Sc Team AJ3:19 PM Today

Pete CorrealeCatch Pete LIVE THIS THURSDAY-SUNDAY (February 11-14) at the Dayton Funny Bone in Dayton, OH!! http://bit.ly/bbybdo3:00 PM Today

Pablo_FranciscoCatch Pablo LIVE THIS THURSDAY-SUNDAY (February 11-14) in Virginia Beach, VA at the Virginia Beach Funny Bone!! http://bit.ly/b4cG8U2:49 PM Today

Aziz AnsariOrder Tom Haverford's Shock and Awe The Ladies System! Watch here: http://bit.ly/9GRPjT2:19 PM Today

Todd BarryHey @continental. Flying you later to Seattle. Can I hang my jacket up even if I'm in coach? I'm Silver Elite status+have cult following.2:14 PM Today

Eugene MirmanOff to Pike Street to have tea, try spicy jams, and tell people that though their alpaca slippers are nice, I'm all set.2:12 PM Today

Whitney CummingsGet Tickets to the Traverse City Comedy Festival in Michigan! It's 2/18-2/20. Amazing line up. Come on. http://bit.ly/cKH4B52:03 PM Today

mitchfatelTried to have my first ever gay experience last night with Peyton Manning but unfortunately he couldn't get it in. Choker : (1:59 PM Today

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Mark Cohen - Celebrity Impressions

Jackie Mason as Andrew Dice Clay.

Tags: Mark Cohen (6), The A-List (486), impressions (238)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 332

Mark Cohen - Fur Is Murder

Your back hair isn't fur.

Tags: Mark Cohen (6), sex (983), men/women (918)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 251

Mark Cohen - Good in Bed

If someone's in your bed, that's good.

Tags: Mark Cohen (6), sex (983), ethnic (729)

Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 193

Mark Cohen - Phone Jelly

New York is a gross city.

Tags: Mark Cohen (6), ethnic (729), religion (341)

Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 166

Mark Cohen - John Paul

Pope John Paul II is probably not Jewish.

Tags: Mark Cohen (6), imitations (786), religion (341)

Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 134

Mark Cohen - Dan Quayle

You say potato, and I say potato-e.

Tags: Mark Cohen (6), The A-List (486), music (381)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 134

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Mark Cohen: My Father's Counsel

I just broke up with my girlfriend, and my father really helped me through the break up. He said, 'Would you forgot about this girl? She's no good...

Tags: sex (2384), dating (478), parenting (338)

Posted: 05/24/1993

Mark Cohen: Gross New York City

It's a gross city. It's so gross. I went to use a pay phone tonight; I pick up the pay phone, I put it to my ear, and there was, like, jelly on it...

Tags: gross-out (685), city (227), Mark Cohen (8)

Posted: 05/24/1993

Mark Cohen: Expensive Water Filter

I bought a real expensive water filter, but it works too good. I just get hydrogen.

Tags: technology (346), Mark Cohen (8)

Posted: 05/24/1993

Mark Cohen: Protest at the Beach

I'm relaxing on the beach, and all of a sudden, all these women start gathering around me. They got these big signs; they're going, 'Fur is murder!...

Tags: animals (949), lookin' good (491), Mark Cohen (8)

Posted: 02/24/1992

Mark Cohen: Last Time in Temple

I'm Jewish, but I don't really follow the religion. Last time I was in temple, I was 13. I made my two grand -- I got out of the business.

Tags: religion (511), growing up (261), Mark Cohen (8)

Posted: 02/24/1992

Mark Cohen: Buying Condoms

I went to buy some condoms today, and I said to the pharmacist, 'Excuse me, I need some condoms.' And he said, 'Just a minute.' And I said, 'Oh,...

Tags: sex (2384), shopping (135), Mark Cohen (8)

Posted: 02/24/1992

Mark Cohen: The Traveling Wilburys

I've seen the Traveling Wilburys. Is this the ugliest group you've ever seen in your life? You know the group is ugly when Tom Petty is the best...

Tags: insults (1624), pop culture (779), lookin' good (491)

Posted: 02/24/1992

Mark Cohen: Dan Quayle on AK-47s

Did you hear Quayle was in a meeting today? They were discussing AK-47s, and he stood up and yelled, 'Bingo!'

Tags: news & politics (621), vintage (162), Mark Cohen (8)

Posted: 02/24/1992

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